Category Archives: 12th Street Ricky

12th Street Ricky Arrested After Four-State Crime Spree

By | June 30, 2017

12th Street Ricky was arrested yesterday after a four-state crime spree which terrorized parts of Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. The senseless rampage started in southeastern Kansas just north of the Oklahoma border.  According to law enforcement sources, it was there that 12th Street Ricky hijacked a DC-3 cargo plane after throwing its pilot down a mine shaft.… Read More »

Top Secret and Classified Future Big Fight Naming Rights

By | June 27, 2017

TOP SECRET:  Details of CLASSIFIED negotiations and naming rights to all thirteen editions of the upcoming big fight, including subsequent rematches. CLASSIFIED:  These details are currently in negotiation and have been leaked, The Very Fake News has revealed, by way of an unnamed source deep within the bowels of the janitorial water closet at the Bureau of Sequestered… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: The Petroleum Flood – Part 4

By | March 6, 2016

The PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS was supposed to enable great zombie defense tactics, but the zombies got rich instead. This is a PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.  It’s like a million year flood.  You’ve got the Great Oil Lake out west.  You’ve got the Mighty Light Sweet River cutting the country in two.  What used to be… Read More »