Category Archives: Fiction

12th Street Ricky Arrested After Four-State Crime Spree

By | June 30, 2017

12th Street Ricky was arrested yesterday after a four-state crime spree which terrorized parts of Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. The senseless rampage started in southeastern Kansas just north of the Oklahoma border.  According to law enforcement sources, it was there that 12th Street Ricky hijacked a DC-3 cargo plane after throwing its pilot down a mine shaft.… Read More »

Top Secret and Classified Future Big Fight Naming Rights

By | June 27, 2017

TOP SECRET:  Details of CLASSIFIED negotiations and naming rights to all thirteen editions of the upcoming big fight, including subsequent rematches. CLASSIFIED:  These details are currently in negotiation and have been leaked, The Very Fake News has revealed, by way of an unnamed source deep within the bowels of the janitorial water closet at the Bureau of Sequestered… Read More »

General Press Release: Correction re Capitol of the USA

By | March 22, 2017

General Press Release:  Correction re Capitol of the USA (United States of America).  Location error to be corrected to avoid incorrect information. Earlier today, due to a typographical error, a Twitter sent on the Tweet account of LZ Lark incorrectly stated that the Capitol of the United States of America is Fairbanks, Alaska.  This was, in fact, incorrect.… Read More »

Pulp Romance: A Short and Rocky Affair on the Sunset Strip

By | March 7, 2017

He saw her in a waterhole on the Sunset Strip.  She was hunched over a whiskey and a bad life.  It was pulp romance, L.A. style, a short and rocky affair. Her hair, like her skirt, was long and unkempt.  Neither her hair nor her skirt had ever met a comb or an iron.  While this was obvious,… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: The Petroleum Flood – Part 4

By | March 6, 2016

The PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS was supposed to enable great zombie defense tactics, but the zombies got rich instead. This is a PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.  It’s like a million year flood.  You’ve got the Great Oil Lake out west.  You’ve got the Mighty Light Sweet River cutting the country in two.  What used to be… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: Environmental Disaster Sale – Part 3

By | February 28, 2016

Environmental Disaster On Sale Today!  Makes a great gift!  For the whole family!  Loads of fun!  Includes integrated zombie defense tactics package. Let’s get back to those potted trees.  You know one tree, one zombie and all that jazz.  Okay, per THE ROYALTY CAPITALIZED CONCEPT EXECUTION LICENSING LIMITED PARTNER, it is officially styled DECREE:  GET GOING GREAT! GO… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: The Special Jackhammers – Part 2

By | February 25, 2016

An electric Gatling gun has been used in zombie defense tactics while building this highway and the Special Jackhammers have helped plant trees. Just because we build a road doesn’t mean we won’t tear it up again.  If the zombies come back, we’ll just tear it up and start all over again from scratch.  This is THE HIGHWAY… Read More »