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Zombie Defense Tactics: Environmental Disaster Sale – Part 3
Environmental Disaster On Sale Today! Makes a great gift! For the whole family! Loads of fun! Includes integrated zombie defense tactics package. Let’s get back to those potted trees. You know one tree, one zombie and all that jazz. Okay, per THE ROYALTY CAPITALIZED CONCEPT EXECUTION LICENSING LIMITED PARTNER, it is officially styled DECREE: GET…
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Zombie Defense Tactics: The Special Jackhammers – Part 2
An electric Gatling gun has been used in zombie defense tactics while building this highway and the Special Jackhammers have helped plant trees. Just because we build a road doesn’t mean we won’t tear it up again. If the zombies come back, we’ll just tear it up and start all over again from scratch. This…
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Zombie Defense Tactics: Highway Paved with Zombies – Part 1
This highway is paved with zombies. Not only is this a demonstration of unique zombie defense tactics, it is also a great public works project. THE HIGHWAY LIMITED PARTNER is in charge of this project. You either get with it or you get out of the way. These are tough men doing a tough job. …
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This Day in History: Trading House Scandal Tragedy Disaster
This Day in History: The Bombay, Singapore, and Hong Kong Trading House Partners Consortium, Limited, Scandal Tragedy Disaster. FOR THE PRESS: For General Release A brief statement of the deepest and utmost regret from the Bombay, Singapore, and Hong Kong Trading House Partners Consortium, Limited. Singapore January 23, 1892 It is with the deepest and…
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Robbie, The Biker, His Tools, and The Trailer Man Dude
On a dusty road to nowhere, four lives converged. This is the story of Robbie, The Biker, His Tools, and The Trailer Man Dude. Unfortunately, this is a true story of forces unto themselves, independent, yet inextricably tied together, none fully realized without the others. The names, places, and identifying events have been changed to…
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An Anonymous Scout Talks About Florida Speed
An anonymous scout has agreed to give a blacked-out, highly secretive, interview discussing the top-secret football weapon known as Florida Speed. I heard some guys talking football. Now this is a pro town, mind you. They were talking wide receivers, talking speed. Talking World Class Speed, one of the most overused cliches in all of…
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When The New Kid and his Twin Sister came to Our Fair City
The New Kid came to Our Junior High. He was big and tough, dark and brooding. He never said a word. He was of the mysterious loner archetype. This is a true story. Only the names and places have been changed to protect the INNOCENT, the guilty, and the unwashed rabble between. About 45 years…