Category Archives: Zombies

Zombie Defense Tactics: The Petroleum Flood – Part 4

By | March 6, 2016

The PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS was supposed to enable great zombie defense tactics, but the zombies got rich instead. This is a PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.  It’s like a million year flood.  You’ve got the Great Oil Lake out west.  You’ve got the Mighty Light Sweet River cutting the country in two.  What used to be… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: Environmental Disaster Sale – Part 3

By | February 28, 2016

Environmental Disaster On Sale Today!  Makes a great gift!  For the whole family!  Loads of fun!  Includes integrated zombie defense tactics package. Let’s get back to those potted trees.  You know one tree, one zombie and all that jazz.  Okay, per THE ROYALTY CAPITALIZED CONCEPT EXECUTION LICENSING LIMITED PARTNER, it is officially styled DECREE:  GET GOING GREAT! GO… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: The Special Jackhammers – Part 2

By | February 25, 2016

An electric Gatling gun has been used in zombie defense tactics while building this highway and the Special Jackhammers have helped plant trees. Just because we build a road doesn’t mean we won’t tear it up again.  If the zombies come back, we’ll just tear it up and start all over again from scratch.  This is THE HIGHWAY… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: Highway Paved with Zombies – Part 1

By | February 24, 2016

This highway is paved with zombies.  Not only is this a demonstration of unique zombie defense tactics, it is also a great public works project. THE HIGHWAY LIMITED PARTNER is in charge of this project.  You either get with it or you get out of the way.  These are tough men doing a tough job.  This highway stretches… Read More »

English Longbowmen Used Zombie Defense Tactics at Agincourt

By | October 24, 2014

On October 25, 1415, a severely outnumbered force of English completely destroyed the French at Agincourt demonstrating special Zombie defense tactics. In a stunning victory during the Hundred Years War, English forces devastated the French on French soil at Agincourt.  Understanding the tactics used could aid greatly in the defense against overwhelming numbers of attacking Zombies.  There were… Read More »

Zombie Defense Tactics: Tank Warfare Against Bunker

By | August 4, 2014

When Zombies have taken refuge in a concrete bunker, or earthen bunker with timber support, Zombie defense tactics may present an offensive challenge. However, revisiting some tank warfare tactics of the past may provide instruction.  If you can get your hands on a tank and suitable ordinance, then the challenge may be made easy.  Otherwise, some improvisation may… Read More »

Quad .50 Caliber is an Effective Zombie Defense Tactics Tool

By | June 27, 2014

Take a cue from the French Army at Dien Bien Phu if you find yourself in need of Zombie defense tactics.  Unleash the amazing power of the Quad .50. Under siege by Zombie hordes?  Zombies in the wire?  Need some Zombie defense tactics?  These are just some of the many modern headaches facing the world every day.  If… Read More »