LZ Lark 11 World Cup Awards for 2014

By | July 11, 2014

Below are the  LZ Lark 11 World Cup Awards for 2014.  I’m no expert, but my heart is in the right place. Best Uniforms:  Host Brazil’s yellow jersey and white shorts with white socks.  You look marvelous. Team to watch in 2018:  Belgium.  These young guns are going to be even more of a handful next time around.… Read More »

The Look of Success: Journalism School Hacks Cultivated Skid Row Aura

By | July 8, 2014

When I first started hanging out in the newsroom of my college newspaper, I immediately noticed the phenomena known as the J-School Hack.  Now, mind you, this was quite a while ago.  Yes, kids, there were typewriters at the desks.  You could actually make a print of a letter right there on a piece of paper by striking… Read More »

Santiago de Chile: Make-out Capitol of the World

By | July 8, 2014

A few years ago, I had the opportunity to spend a Friday afternoon in Santiago, Chile, a huge, modern city of about six million people with wide streets and cool buildings.  Looking down any intersecting street you could see they were just full of cars and people.  There were a number of streets that appeared to be pedestrian… Read More »

Quad .50 Caliber is an Effective Zombie Defense Tactics Tool

By | June 27, 2014

Take a cue from the French Army at Dien Bien Phu if you find yourself in need of Zombie defense tactics.  Unleash the amazing power of the Quad .50. Under siege by Zombie hordes?  Zombies in the wire?  Need some Zombie defense tactics?  These are just some of the many modern headaches facing the world every day.  If… Read More »