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12th Street Ricky Arrested After Four-State Crime Spree
12th Street Ricky was arrested yesterday after a four-state crime spree which terrorized parts of Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. The senseless rampage started in southeastern Kansas just north of the Oklahoma border. According to law enforcement sources, it was there that 12th Street Ricky hijacked a DC-3 cargo plane after throwing its pilot down…
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Top Secret and Classified Future Big Fight Naming Rights
TOP SECRET: Details of CLASSIFIED negotiations and naming rights to all thirteen editions of the upcoming big fight, including subsequent rematches. CLASSIFIED: These details are currently in negotiation and have been leaked, The Very Fake News has revealed, by way of an unnamed source deep within the bowels of the janitorial water closet at the…
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Sunshine Ukulele Movie is Sweet Music from Graham Jones
The Sunshine Ukulele movie is sweet music from a funny instrument, the latest film from Irish writer and director Graham Jones. The stars of the Sunshine Ukulele movie are a little wooden box and the musicians that give it life. But before that, oh, to be a fly on the wall. In the latest…
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Girls Adrift: White Oleander Movie, Anywhere But Here Movie
The White Oleander movie and the Anywhere But Here movie are mother/daughter dramas with different degrees of motherly dysfunction. The 2002 White Oleander movie is a rougher version of the ride in the 1999 Anywhere But Here movie. Both feature mother/daughter stories, and, while the mothers in each leave you pulling your hair out for different…
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McFarland, USA Movie Got Cross-Country Absolutely Right
Not too many films have been made about, or even touched on, the sport of cross-country, but the McFarland, USA movie got it absolutely right. When commercials started running for this film, it immediately piqued my interest because of its cross-country subject matter. This is a road not too many films have run down. Getting…
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Feed the Beast on AMC Television Series: Worst Ending Ever
The Feed the Beast on AMC television series might have had the worst ending ever, a combo of a season-ending cliffhanger and cancellation, thereafter. When these television networks cancel a series and bring it to an ignominius end, they understandably do it without the fanfare that accompanies the announcement of a new series. The news…
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The Grey Movie Recalls Other Man Versus Beast Struggles
The Grey movie recalls other man versus beast struggles, and whether it is man v. beast or mano a mano, it always seems to come down to the alpha male. This 2011 movie, The Grey, starring Liam Neeson, as Ottway, has plenty of both, from the battles within the group of stranded oil workers to the…