Yet, No One is Freaking-Out About the Humanized Mice

News sites and social media are abuzz with speculation regarding the origins of COVID-19.  Yet, no one is freaking-out about the humanized mice.

What’s a little virus when you’re staring eye-to-eye with a humanized mouse?

Dr. Frankenstein has nothing on his colleagues of today.

Humanized mice are not an everyday subject.

It’s a major moment.

Wake up, people.

Humanized mice streaming across the southern border of the United States are primarily headed for red states.

Their exact intentions are unknown.

“Mice are people, too,” plead the signs and humanized mice are expected to receive two votes apiece.

Humanized mice are them/they by their very nature.

They are lobbying for four votes per tail.

The math is difficult, but there is a pathway.

The notorious American strain has mutated into massive cheese hogs.

This could be an absolute boon for the pork industry.

Here we circle back.

To the meat shortages.

Trust the plan.

The possibilities of humanizing are endless.

Where is Willard when you need him?

Rats!