The PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS was supposed to enable great zombie defense tactics, but the zombies got rich instead. This is a PETROLEUM FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS. It’s like a million year flood. You’ve got the Great Oil Lake out west. You’ve got the Mighty Light Sweet River cutting the country in two. What
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An electric Gatling gun has been used in zombie defense tactics while building this highway and the Special Jackhammers have helped plant trees. Just because we build a road doesn’t mean we won’t tear it up again. If the zombies come back, we’ll just tear it up and start all over again from scratch. This
This highway is paved with zombies. Not only is this a demonstration of unique zombie defense tactics, it is also a great public works project. THE HIGHWAY LIMITED PARTNER is in charge of this project. You either get with it or you get out of the way. These are tough men doing a tough job.
SOS Coney Island SOS Vampire Siege SOS. Hey, Jimmy. I don’t want to alarm you, but I am preparing to be attacked by one or more of them. I’m just letting you know in case something happens to me. I am working up a major defensive plan inside my perimeter using everything I have at
On October 25, 1415, a severely outnumbered force of English completely destroyed the French at Agincourt demonstrating special Zombie defense tactics. In a stunning victory during the Hundred Years War, English forces devastated the French on French soil at Agincourt. Understanding the tactics used could aid greatly in the defense against overwhelming numbers of attacking
When Zombies have taken refuge in a concrete bunker, or earthen bunker with timber support, Zombie defense tactics may present an offensive challenge. However, revisiting some tank warfare tactics of the past may provide instruction. If you can get your hands on a tank and suitable ordinance, then the challenge may be made easy. Otherwise,
